I'm a girl. I live in Ohio. I'm Bisexual.

(Source: benfrostisdead)

thrvsting:

when there’s drama going on between two people in your class and one of them makes a really good comeback that you were not expecting and you’re like

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(Source: thrvsting)

addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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trust:

when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(Source: tattooposer)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know