I'm a girl. I live in Ohio. I'm Bisexual.

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

redandtwofifths:

malnutrient:

6 selfies later… I’m still a lame-o

Total babe right here. :3

mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

straight-from-the-earth:

I was not expecting that last photo

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dorkhope:

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