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June 2011

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Jun 27, 2011
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Jun 27, 20112,653 notes
Dear New York, Thank you so much for passing that law. You've given me hope that maybe one day I can get married anywhere. Sincerely, a self-hating lesbian who's a little more proud. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
Jun 26, 2011
“if fake nail, fake hair is the definition of fancy…. well i guess i will never be fancy then.. i cant stand them fake nails and that fake hair” —
Jun 25, 2011
Jun 23, 2011223,172 notes
“i want your last name….” —
Jun 23, 2011
“bring your girl if you a little bi curious….” —
Jun 22, 2011
“my girl asked me if I was mad at her…. I said no, why would you think that… And she said because “our” boyfriend wants to have a three way at his house and video tape it…. Not cool dude, not cool….” —
Jun 18, 2011
it was all a nightmare...

I ask my advisor “girl, when we get out of college man”. She said never if you keep actin’ like that and. Just maybe in a few years, if you let it flow. And just let go, let your heart lead, and if you see weed, i’ll just let you know, you ain’t goin’ no where, so get up outta here. So I left, hopped on the bus headed back to my room, this girl started cryin’ tellin’ me she was gloom. I tryed to be nice and started to leave but she told me something that I couldn’t believe. Tellin’ me about her life and all, but all I wanted to do was call, up my friend to see what’s happenin’, tell me about a party man what’s crackin. I said bye they told me I was high, stop flyin’ in them clouds girl you flyin’ “oh my”. I had to tell someone, it had to be told, the girl I was talkin’ to began to grow old. It felt like everyone was dying, and i’m just lying, on the bed, with the doctor in my ear, telling me “surgury is over dear”………..

Jun 18, 2011
“you know if you keep interupting someone, your penis gets smaller…” —American Dad
Jun 16, 2011
you are right, but....

you are right i do think he is really cute… you are right i do like him… but i tell you what your wrong about.. im not attracted to him… i think evey guy is cute, but that doesnt mean anything…. yeah yeah yeah, it maybe true that every guy that i think is cute is gay or taken, or every girls ass is bigger than mine…yeah right i know i got a dunk… lol.

you are right i do think that guy in the C-store is so out of her league, i think he is adorable, yeah he probably likes her and she is in love with him, but love dont mean a thing if the feeling aren’t mutual…. i’m pretty sure he has a girlfriend, but the way he flirts around its like he is a free man (which i’m pretty sure he is)…

you are right i hate when people dont care what i have to say… you are right i dont care if you listen or not thats on you… you are right i hate hanging out with you guys, but it doesnt mean i dont want you to be my friends, but thats life and i have to deal with it….

Jun 13, 2011
it might be 3 in the morning but....

it might be 3 in the morning but i dont care about you sleeping somewhere your not supose to be.. it might be three in the morning but i still have o dry the clothes before they get mildew.. it might be 3 in the morning but im still going to listen to my music as loud as i want to.. it might be three in the morning but im still going to be on the computer typing away.. in might be 3 in the morning but im still going to watch tv and flip through channels.. it might be three in the morning but im still gonna turn on every light in the house.. it might be 3 in the morning but im still gonna sing as loud as i can.. it might be three in the morning but i still gonna dance and stump around as loud as i want.. it might be 3 in the morning but, who lived in this house the longest. not you fool, so you can shut it up.. in might be three in the morning but you sleeping everywhere possible, to speard you germs around, is not gonna make people stop walking into the particaular room.. it might br 3 in the morning but frankly my darling i dont care if you had died in your sleep.. it might be three in the morning but ima do me and you can do you by getting out of the house to be productive, getting a job, stop eatting meat because dont forget you have gout, moving out of my house, and paying my bitxh…….

Jun 13, 2011
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Jun 12, 201115 notes
Jun 12, 2011120,680 notes
“some guy asked me if i was in love… i told him no and he asked would you be in love with me…” —
Jun 12, 2011
When a teacher yells at me:

fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:

aujahlaelarai:

When I was 5…

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Now…

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Submitted by mydesperatecalls

Jun 12, 201196,342 notes
Jun 10, 201111,207 notes
“These eyes will deceive you. They will destroy you. They will take from you, your innocence… your pride… and eventually your soul. These eyes do not see what you and I see. Behind these eyes, one finds only blackness. They absence of light. These are the eyes of a psychopath.” —
Jun 10, 2011
“The darkest souls are not those which choose to live within the hell of the abyss, but those who choose to break free from the abyss and move silently among us…” —Dr. Samuel Loomis
Jun 10, 2011
“FEAR IS A PLACE TO LIVE” —KoRn
Jun 9, 2011
Jun 9, 201116,168 notes
Jun 9, 2011632 notes
Dear Prince William, Do you sing "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" in private? Sincerely, I know I would... → dearblankpleaseblank.com
Jun 7, 2011
Dear boy next to me listening to music with only one earbud in, If I wanted to know what "them 'hos' be doin' with they booties," let me assure you, I would have bought the song myself. Sincerely, turn it down please. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
Jun 7, 2011
Dear people, Sharks aren't the bad guys here. If some random person came into my home wearing a speedo, I'd probably attack them too. Sincerely, wouldn't you? → dearblankpleaseblank.com
Jun 7, 2011
Dear attractive, shirtless boys playing frisbee outside my window, I feel like I'm cheating other girls out of a good view. Sincerely, lesbian... → dearblankpleaseblank.com
Jun 7, 2011
Dear Myspace, I bet you could still make a comeback, just make a "Dislike" button... Sincerely, hurry while you still have some users left. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
Jun 7, 2011
Play
Jun 7, 2011
“

We are young, we run free
Stay up late, we don’t sleep
Got our friends, got the night
We’ll be alright

Throw our hands in the air
Pretty girls everywhere
Got our friends, got the night
We’ll be alright

”
—
Jun 7, 2011
Play
Jun 6, 2011
“look like you give a damn” —
Jun 4, 2011
Jun 2, 20116,582 notes
Jun 2, 2011
“making a home down there, as mine sure won’t be shared…” —
Jun 2, 2011
Jun 2, 2011
Dear you, After reading this you will realize the the brain does not process the second "the." Sincerely, cool, eh? → dearblankpleaseblank.com
Jun 1, 2011
Dear world, Please provide me with an attractive man, who I will despise in the beginning, but eventually kiss in the rain and fall in love with. Sincerely, I wish life was a chick flick. → dearblankpleaseblank.com
Jun 1, 2011
Jun 1, 20111,059 notes
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