I feel bad for people that don't have Tumblrs....
theepichumor: They’re probably like this everyday:
when you rap a whole song without messing any...
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
most people: lol lazy sunday
me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday
Parents: "(your name), can you help me for a...
Best pick-up line ever.
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.” You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
thatfunnyblog: hey i just met you and this is jay z but heres beyonce and blue their baby Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
When the teacher is lecturing too fast
dropped a pencil: killing myself
closed the wrong tab: killing myself
hit queue instead of reblog: killing myself
typed ;p; instead of lol: killing myself
hallway is crowded: killing myself
eats last chip: killing myself