August 2012
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
- me: I will NOT forget....
- me: I will NOT forget....
- me: I will NOT forget....
- next day
- So.. did you bring it?
- me: Shhhiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt, I forgot.
Literally, one of the best feelings in the world is when you just blow your nose and suddenly
AIR
I CAN BREATHE
I
CAN
FIGHT
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
- RULE #1 OF TUM—
- ALWAYS REBLOG TH—
- IF YOU DON’T R—
My ex-wife still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER
Its funny cuz marriage is TERRIBLE
My ex-wife still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER
Its funny cuz marriage is TERRIBLE









